男人很難取悅!!

fivestar2008

Men Are Hard To Pleased
> > > 男人很難取悅!!
> > >
> > > The problems with GUYS:
> > > 男人的問題是：
> > >
> > > If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
> > > 如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．
> > >
> > > If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
> > > 對他不好，他說妳驕傲．
> > >
> > > If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
> > > 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．
> > >
> > > If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
> > > 如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的
> > >
> > > If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
> > > 如果跟他理論，他說妳固執
> > >
> > > If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
> > > 如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！
> > >
> > > If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
> > > 如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子
> > >
> > > If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
> > > 如果他比你聰明，他很棒！
> > >
> > > If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
> > > 如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳
> > >
> > > If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
> > > 如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．
> > >
> > > > > > If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
> > > 如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩
> > >
> > > If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
> > > 如果不，他說妳不信任他
> > >
> > > If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
> > > 如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽
> > >
> > > If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
> > > 如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳
> > >
> > > If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
> > > 如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人
> > >
> > > If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
> > > 如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的
> > >
> > > If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
> > > 如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人
> > >
> > > If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
> > > 如果他吸煙，他是紳士
> > >
> > > If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
> > > 如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣
> > >
> > > If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> > > 如果他考得好，他說是實力！
> > >
> > > If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
> > > 如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍
> > >
> > > If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
> > > 如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！
> > >
> > > sooo hard to please!!!!!
> > >
> > > If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
> > > 如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．
> > >
> > > but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
> > > 如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．
> > >transfer

joyinjoy

＞Women Are Hard To Be Pleased
＞女人很难取悦!!
＞
＞The problems with FEMALS:
＞女人的问题是：
＞If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
＞如果你对她好，她说你爱上她了
＞If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
＞对她不好，她说你骄傲
＞If u DRESS cool, she says u are trying to LURE other girls;
＞如果你穿得很cool，她说你企图诱惑別的女人
＞If u Don't, she says u are from KAMPUNG.
＞如果不，她说你是乡下来的
＞If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
＞如果跟她理论，她说你固执
＞If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.
＞如果你沈默，她说你没大脑！
＞If u are SMARTER than her,she'll lose FACE;
＞如果你比她聪明，她没面子
＞If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
＞如果她比你聪明，她很棒！
＞If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
＞如果你不爱她，她想拥有你
＞If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
＞如果你爱她，她试著离开你
＞If u don't make love with her, she says u don't Love her;
＞如果你不跟她做爱，她说你不爱她
＞If u do!! she says u are SO PORN.
＞如果跟她做，她说你好色！
＞If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROBLESOME;
＞如果你告诉她你的问题，她说你麻烦
＞If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.
＞如果不，她说你不信任她
＞If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNY to her;
＞如果你骂她，你好像她奶妈
＞If she SCOLDS u, it is because she LOVE u.
＞如果她骂你，是表示她“爱”你
＞If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
＞如果你没有守承诺，你是不可信的人
＞If she BREAKS her,she is FORCED to do so.
＞如果她不守承诺，她是不得以的
＞If u SMOKE, u are BAD boy;
＞如果你吸烟，你是坏男人
＞If she SMOKES, she is fashion.
＞如果她吸烟，她是時尚
＞If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
＞如果你考试成绩好，她说是运气
＞If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
＞如果她考得好，她说是实力！
＞If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
＞如果你伤害她，表示你很残忍
＞If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
＞如果她伤害你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦！
＞sooo hard to please!!!!!
＞If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......
＞如果你寄这封信给女生，她们会发誓以上是不正确的
＞but if u don't they say u are HYPOCRISY.....
＞如果你不寄给她们，她们说你虛偽

lazyboy

自己更難取悅！

pgup

有緣分，即容易取悅，怎麼做怎樣看都順眼。

易天行

男人，也是人，未必罢。有时，男人的心，也是很脆弱的。
想被人理解，是每个人的需要。

鬼才

這會不會有點矛盾阿