The Top Translator~~~這位翻譯真厲害!
Canadian Citizenship Application
An immigrant from China is applying for citizenship in Canada . He is to be interviewed by a Canadian immigration officer. He does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada . Therefore, he invited a special translator to help him in his interview.
一 個來自中國的移民,要 申請加拿大公民; 他 不會說英語,,更 不了解加拿大. 為 了移民官的面試,他 請了專業翻譯來幫忙.
Officer: Do you know who was the first Prime Minister of Canada?官 員提問;『請 問加拿大的首任總理是誰?』
Translator: ( in Cantonese) The officer asked you, Where do you usually go if you want to eat hamburger?
翻 譯用廣東話說;「移 民官問你;『如 果你想吃漢堡,通 常你會去哪裡??』
Man: (answered to the officer) Oh..... McDonald (the first Prime Minister of Canada is Sir John MacDonald.)申 請人對著移民官回答說; 『噢! 麥 當勞!! 』(加 拿大的首任總理,叫 做Sir John MacDonald.)
The officer nodded his head and then asked the second question.
移 民官點頭,然 後問下一個問題;
Officer: Could you tell me which province you're living in now?
移 民官點頭,然 後問下一個問題;
Officer: Could you tell me which province you're living in now?
移 民官問;「你 可以告訴我,你 現在住哪一省嗎??」
Translator: (in Cantonese) The officer just asked you, What is the dirtiest thing in your nose?
翻 譯用廣東話說;「移 民官問你;『甚 麼,是 你鼻子裡最髒的東西?』」
Man: (replied to the officer in Cantonese) Ah..... Bay See (which means nose dirt in Chinese) (The man lives in the province of British Columbia, commonly known as B.C.) (當地廣東裔老華僑 稱 B.C.省 為 卑詩省)
申 請人用廣東話回答移民官說; 『啊 鼻屎!! ! 』(即 中文鼻子裡的髒東西) (他 住在the province of British Columbia, 簡 稱為B.C.廣 東話鼻 屎同音)
The officer nodded his head again and asked the final question.
移 民官又點頭,而 後問最後問題.
Officer: Do you know what your privilege is when you become Canadian?
移 民官問; 「你 成為加拿大公民後,享 有甚麼權利??」
Translator: (in Cantonese) The officer asked you, How does a dog sounds like when it barks?
翻 譯用廣東話說;「移 民官問你;『狗 吠的時候,叫 聲是怎樣??』」
Man: (demonstrated the sound to the officer)... Woe, Woe. (Vote, Vote. One of the privileges of a Canadian is the right to vote.)
申 請人當著移民官的面,做 出狗吠的聲音;『Woe, Woe!!』(Vote, Vote.) 成 為加拿大公民的特權之一,就 是投票(Vote.)
The officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly, shook hands with him and congratulated him that he had passed the interview to be a Canadian citizen.
移 民官告訴申請人說;所 有的問題都答對,跟 他握手, 並 且向他恭喜,已 經通過成為加拿大公民的面試了!!這 位翻譯真厲害! 不 但英文好反 應特快絕 頂聰明更 難能可貴的就是絕對盡忠職守、 滿足客戶所需! 物 超所值啊!!
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