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<FONT color=blue>隨著一聲新年到，『富神爺爺』看顧您了，<BR>你獲得了『富神爺爺』贈送現金4263個美元。</FONT><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 華康彩帶體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">不准通婚</SPAN><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><BR></SPAN></B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">妻子和丈夫吵了架以後，氣憤地說：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; br: 標楷體">「我就是嫁了一個魔鬼也比嫁給你強！」<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>丈夫立即回答： 「你嫁不了魔鬼的<SPAN lang=EN-US>....</SPAN>因為<SPAN lang=EN-US>...<BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SELECT name=select2> <OPTION selected>----------看結果-------------<OPTION><OPTION>法律規定 , 近親不准通婚!!</OPTION></SELECT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 華康彩帶體; mso-hansi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">抗議 </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #3366ff; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">有飛機上，一位男人對 "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /&gt;<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "<br" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="空中">空中</st1:PersonName>小姐大表不滿<SPAN lang=EN-US>....</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">男人：「去！抗議啦！我每次搭機都坐同一個座位，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">而且沒電影看、沒有窗簾！害我連覺都沒法睡！」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><BR></SPAN><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="空中"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">空中</SPAN></st1:PersonName><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: <br /><br />
12.0pt">小姐走向這位高聲抗議的男人： </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">「夠了喔?<SPAN lang=EN-US>....</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #3366ff; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><SELECT name=select4> <OPTION selected>----------看結果-------------<OPTION><OPTION>機長 , 你別鬧了!!</OPTION></SELECT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 華康彩帶體; mso-hansi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">當然能 </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #3366ff; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; br: 標楷體">小警察問遇</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">毆</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">的人：<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>「你能描述打你的人的相貌嗎<SPAN lang=EN-US>?</SPAN>」<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>那人斬釘截鐵的回答：<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>「當然能！<SPAN lang=EN-US>......</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><BR><SELECT name=select3> <OPTION selected>----------看結果-------------<OPTION><OPTION>我就是因為形容他的樣子而挨打的!!</OPTION></SELECT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 華康彩帶體; mso-hansi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">負</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 華康彩帶體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; br: 標楷體">負</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 華康彩帶體; mso-hansi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">得正 </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #3366ff; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">有</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">話說小密好不容易</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">遇到一個<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>外型、個性都很相像的女孩。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>經過三年的交往之後，<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">小密決定</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">要跟這個女孩結婚。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN>這一天，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; br: 標楷體">小密帶</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">著女朋友回家見父母。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>密爸爸仔細看了女孩一番，<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">把小密拉</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">進房間低聲說：<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>「兒子</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">呦</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">！都怪老爸不好，這個女孩其實是<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>你同父異母的妹妹，你不可以和她結婚，還<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>有這也不可以讓你的老媽知道！」<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">小密聽</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; br: 標楷體">了，嚎啕大哭地從房間走出來。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>密媽媽看見了覺得很奇怪，<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">又把小密</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">拉進另一個房間，問道：<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>「乖兒子怎麼回事？你老爹跟</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">你說了什麼</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">？<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>不要那麼難過嘛！」<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">小密不管三七二十一</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">把密爸爸</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; br: #3366ff">交待的事情</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">全說了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN>密媽媽笑了笑，拍拍小密的肩膀：<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN>「放心，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">僅管去辦</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體">結婚手續吧！<SPAN lang=EN-US>....</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: MingLiu"><BR><SELECT name=select> <OPTION selected>----------看結果-------------<OPTION><OPTION>反正你也不是你爸爸的孩子^^</OPTION></SELECT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"></SPAN></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[ 本帖最後由 zag 於 2006-11-23 03:24 PM 編輯 ]

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